Response to chain letters

Alright...so I have a lot of patience when it comes to most things but annoying, repetitive, fake ass, chain mails is not one of them. This is my response to the last chain mail I hope to ever receive.


OMG Guys!!!

I forwarded the email and received a rubber chicken with a $3000.00 check attached to it in the mail! The chicken also had a note stuck up its butt that said if I kissed it three times, my true love was going to appear within 5 mins. That's when the garbage truck drove by and the most handsome garbage man I've ever seen locked eyes with me. I knew I had found my soul mate in that instance.

After we proceeded to fall in love right in front of my trashcan, I noticed that Mars was visible to the naked eye..an event that only occurs one in a million times!!! As we stood there hand in hand, ogling this miracle of nature, my phone in my pocket buzzed and alerted me to a new email notification. Yes everyone...Umbaroni Takadinashoonan Jiggashurashanom Smith, Attorney at law from Uganda, told me that an uncle I never knew I had, passed away and because I was the only kin he could locate, I would be the sole inheritor of the sum of $29,500,000!! Obviously, I immediately supplied all of my bank account information to the honorable Mr. Smith and am anxiously awaiting my check in the mail!

Just when I thought nothing could make this day better, Elvis Presley walked out of the house next to me in his robe, picked up the newspaper and waved to me!

So folks..PLEASE PLEASE forward this message!!! As you can see..it changed my entire life. As an incentive..I will keep track of this email and for every recipient that you have forwarded this message to, I will donate 1 sock to the "National Dryer Ate One of My Socks Foundation" and you will have contributed to the life of some poor, unfortunate, sockless human being.


Now make a wish after this series of asterisks and FORWARD!!!

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