Response to chain letters

Alright...so I have a lot of patience when it comes to most things but annoying, repetitive, fake ass, chain mails is not one of them. This is my response to the last chain mail I hope to ever receive.


OMG Guys!!!

I forwarded the email and received a rubber chicken with a $3000.00 check attached to it in the mail! The chicken also had a note stuck up its butt that said if I kissed it three times, my true love was going to appear within 5 mins. That's when the garbage truck drove by and the most handsome garbage man I've ever seen locked eyes with me. I knew I had found my soul mate in that instance.

After we proceeded to fall in love right in front of my trashcan, I noticed that Mars was visible to the naked eye..an event that only occurs one in a million times!!! As we stood there hand in hand, ogling this miracle of nature, my phone in my pocket buzzed and alerted me to a new email notification. Yes everyone...Umbaroni Takadinashoonan Jiggashurashanom Smith, Attorney at law from Uganda, told me that an uncle I never knew I had, passed away and because I was the only kin he could locate, I would be the sole inheritor of the sum of $29,500,000!! Obviously, I immediately supplied all of my bank account information to the honorable Mr. Smith and am anxiously awaiting my check in the mail!

Just when I thought nothing could make this day better, Elvis Presley walked out of the house next to me in his robe, picked up the newspaper and waved to me!

So folks..PLEASE PLEASE forward this message!!! As you can see..it changed my entire life. As an incentive..I will keep track of this email and for every recipient that you have forwarded this message to, I will donate 1 sock to the "National Dryer Ate One of My Socks Foundation" and you will have contributed to the life of some poor, unfortunate, sockless human being.


Now make a wish after this series of asterisks and FORWARD!!!

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War of the Hyderabads

Lipi: why are there two hyderabads..that's bullshit
one is in india and one is in pakistan
that could be a life or death situation for someone who says they are from hyderabad
it could mean the difference between being a paki or an indian

keyur: i had no idea

Lipi: it's true
i think the one that was named second should be forced to change their name to avoid confusion
don't u?

keyur: ill have to wikipedia it

Lipi: why..u dont believe me?
what kind of sick joke would that be

keyur: no i mean which one was first

Lipi: oh
let me know when u find out

keyur: hyderabad, pakistan - 1768
hyderabad, india - 1591
WE WIN

Lipi: yes
i knew we were better

keyur: when i saw 1768 first, i got scared
thats pretty old

Lipi: now who is going to draft the letter to the losing hyderabad

keyur: you are the one who writes well

Lipi: fine..ill do it

Lipi: ok..i have written it

keyur: alrite


Dear Pakistan,

I am writing this letter to inform you that we, the Indians, are aware of your deceptive practice of copying our city names. Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but we do not appreciate this particular instance of impersonation. After conducting careful research, we have determined that your city of Hyderabad was named well after our beautiful city. For this reason, we insist you change the name of your Hyderabad immediately, and please, try not to copy us this time. As I am sure you are well aware of, India and Pakistan are not friends. We do not appreciate living next door to you let alone being associated with your cities that are undoubtedly inhabited by terrorists and devil incarnates. We hope that this matter will be resolved appropriately and promptly and that we can now cease any further communication with your kind. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
India

P.S. Kashmir is ours bitches.


Keyur: i dont know what to say

Lipi: now..if only i had pakistan's email address

keyur.gajera: what is indias email

Lipi: india@gmail.com


The End.